“From Couch to Comedian: Discover the Most Hilarious New Year’s Resolutions You’ll Actually Want to Keep!”
Eat more cheese platters

Cheese platters are a mainstay of parties and other gatherings. And why wouldn’t they be? With various kinds of cheese, fruits, and nuts, no wonder they’re a big hit.
Make it a goal for the upcoming year to incorporate more cheese platters into your life. Even the lactose intolerant can participate in this resolution, with the number of lactose-free or low-lactose cheeses available.
Stay in the bathroom while you brush your teeth

What about brushing your teeth makes you wonder about the rooms of your home before you need to run back to the sink to avoid an accident?
Make it a new year’s resolution to spend all two minutes brushing your teeth in front of the sink, avoiding messes and others.
Stop googling symptoms

While it’s true that you know your body better than anyone else, there is a lot of harm in googling symptoms and scaring yourself silly.
Doing this can make you feel worse, increasing your anxiety for no real reason. Instead, turn a leaf this year and try to see a doctor and listen to their professional opinion before diagnosing yourself with something terrible.
Make a viral TikTok

The popularity of TikTok has taken over the internet, particularly with anyone under the age of 25.
So why not join in the fun and make a viral TikTok by keeping up with the latest trends, using the right hashtags, and reaping millions of viewers watching you dance for views?