“From Couch to Comedian: Discover the Most Hilarious New Year’s Resolutions You’ll Actually Want to Keep!”
Only press the crosswalk button once
When you’re trying to cross the street, it can sometimes seem like the crosswalk button is only there for decoration. You press it and sometimes wait quite a bit before you can make it to the other side.
As it turns out, some buttons are useless, and the pedestrian crossing light is set on a timer already. So calm down, press the button once, and wait for your turn to cross the street.
Tell the doctor the truth about how much caffeine you drink
It’s tempting to downplay the extent of caffeine or alcohol you consume to your doctor. After all, you don’t want them to judge you.
But keeping this information from your doctor can have significant consequences, and other issues you have may be explained by this information. So this year, take your health seriously and tell your doctor the truth.
Stop telling the same jokes all the time
Yes, you may have a favorite joke you love telling, but did you ever think about how the people who’ve heard it before might feel?
Try to take stock of what you say, and keep track of whether or not you’ve said this joke before. After all, you don’t want to be a one-trick pony, do you?
Stop procrastinating (for real this time)
Procrastinating is inevitable. You’ll sometimes put off all the things you have to do until the very last minute. So it’s no wonder stopping procrastination is a significant new year’s resolution.
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