“From Crumbs to Chaos: 45 Spouses Reveal the Quirky Habits They’re Reluctantly Learning to Love”
#12
He used to wash his face with apple cider vinegar every night before bed. It was like sleeping next to a pickle.
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#13
To be married, you need to make peace with:
* hair on the sink
* Farts
* gross things in the trash can
* “Look at this and tell me if you think I should see a doctor.”.
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#14
My husband is the most neurotic clean freak so there isn’t much. Seriously, I think he’s farted outside of the bathroom like 3 times in the last 12 years.
However! He gets tonsil stones. The noise that comes out of that bathroom when he’s gagging trying to clean them out. I just can not.
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#15
So many things but mostly his vile, foul farts that could suffocate a room.
Fireantstirfry:
Does he have IBS or something? I used to have absolutely appalling farts that made me miserable and embarrassed to sleep with anyone in case I let one rip while asleep. I didn't realize how abnormal it was. Turns out I have IBS. Anything sulfurous or legumes…onions, cauliflower, beans, etc. They absolutely give me the worst farts. I avoid them as much as possible. If I'm going to eat something with those ingredients, there's an enzyme you can take that I find helpful too. As well if there's no avoiding a meal heavy in that kind of stuff, I'll down a dose of Pepto about 12 hours beforehand. It doesn't stop the farts, but the Pepto absolutely kills the smell; though I don't do that very often – I understand there might be issues with long-term Pepto use.
