“From Crumbs to Chaos: 45 Spouses Reveal the Quirky Habits They’re Reluctantly Learning to Love”

"From Crumbs to Chaos: 45 Spouses Reveal the Quirky Habits They're Reluctantly Learning to Love"

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#24

Not quite disgusting, but it bothers me sooooooo badly. Whenever my husband spends any length of time in the kitchen, the dishcloth (the one for washing dishes with, not the towel) ends up a soggy crumpled mess in the sink. Why can’t he rinse it and hang it to dry on the handy bar thingy? No idea. I’ve just learned to accept it.

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#25

When my husband uses our bidet, he finishes by shooting some water into his b******e and then squirts it back out. Even with the fan on, I can hear it from the next room. It’s so disgusting.

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#26

My man picks his nose in front of me… it’s not attractive.

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#27

My partner is called “90% man”. Making a pbj sandwich? Everything is put away except for the bread. Put the dishes away? Every cabinet is left open. Getting a drink of water but the milk is in front of the Brita Leave the milk on the counter overnight.

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#28

There are so many. The usual farting, belching, nose picking. However, in the last year he has begun to yawn so loud the neighbors know, (and we live in the country, so they’re not really close by) The coyotes howl. The owls answer. The squirrels scatter. We have a nut tree out back, I swear I have seen that tree drop several nuts after a yawn. And he does it several times a day.

It’s so annoying, I say nothing because he will take offense.

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#29

4.5 years in I realized he was eating his boogers ? I told him I’ll get a spray bottle if he doesn’t stop.

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