“From Dream Job to Nightmare: The Shocking Consequences of Resume Deception Revealed!”
Not The Best Previous Experience Or Diet
Dane Roy must have some serious skills to transition from ice cream sales to college football. All those kids out there training for hours each day in the hopes they’ll get scouted for a team should clearly consider a career change.
I’m not interested in football, but how do I land a gig selling and eating ice cream all day?
I Think We All Know Who Lost
This poor guy knew what he was getting into and still went through with it, and that makes him one of the bravest people I know.
Seriously, he knew enough to get the competition sanctioned speedo, so he knew that he would be surrounded by ripped, tanned men. He at least should have gotten a spray tan. You know what they say — if you can’t tone it, tan it.
They Make It Look So Easy At The Fair
Every time I got cotton candy at the fair I thought it looked easy enough to do myself, but now I’m questioning everything. It appears that things can go downhill quick with cotton candy machines.
Having to handle this while hundreds of little kids are crying for cotton candy sounds like the worst possible situation.
