“From Dream Job to Nightmare: The Shocking Consequences of Resume Deception Revealed!”
Sheepdog Thought He Was Applying To Be A Sleep Dog
Applying for the open position of resident sheepdog without any experience seems easy enough, but this doggo quickly got overwhelmed. This pup has no bark and no bite, he’s just 100% happy.
It looks like a career change to a companion dog might be in his future.
I Have The Same Previous Experience
One of my favorite pastimes is reading the descriptions people choose to list for themselves on reality TV shows. One contestant on The Bachelor famously listed her occupation as “Free Spirit.”
None of that tops Alex’s “Former Child” experience. It got him on TV, so maybe it can get jobs for the rest of us former children.
When You Have To Show Off One Of Your Listed Skills
The most awkward moment at your new job is when your boss calls you out to demonstrate one of those listed skills, and you end up looking like an idiot.
Luckily, for most of us, that embarrassment is confined to a small office. For this guy, he had to tell the world he didn’t know what he was doing.
Much News, Very Doge, Such Television
In an era of fake news, who can you honestly trust? Are there really any credentials anymore to who should be informing the public?
If you have to choose between a Shiba in a suit and Anderson Cooper, I think the decision is obvious.
