Job interviews in public spaces are some of the best moments you can stumble into because you get to hear someone try to tell their lies confidently.
This pigeon probably doesn’t have advanced garbage picking skills and is only adequate at attacking tourists, but his bosses won’t know that until it’s too late.
Some people don’t even bother attempting once they’ve passed that three-months probation period at work. Once they have that guaranteed paycheck, all the effort goes out the door.
He isn’t even trying to be scary. This dog is basically inviting intruders into the yard. What a waste of a sign.
Not everyone is a sports fan, so let me break this down for you. The Carolina Panthers and Denver Broncos were the two teams competing in Superbowl 50. The leaping jungle cat on the left is the logo for the Florida Panthers, which isn’t even a football team, it’s a hockey team.
Whatever intern got the job to make this graphic definitely got fired.
Often, lying on your resume means putting your game face on and doing whatever you can to keep the lie going once you have the job. If that means disguising yourself as a dinosaur, then so be it.
