“From Faceplants to Fails: You Won’t Believe How These 43 People Managed to Hurt Themselves in Outrageously Dumb Ways!”
I once went on a lads holiday and broke my wrist trying to lean against a fence whilst chatting up 2 girls. turns out the fence was just some rope and i fell 10 foot off a ledge onto a balcony below. proper only fools and horses style.
Whilst teaching I ran my hand down along the side of my smartboard and cut my hand open on a partially-cut zip-tie that tore straight through the skin. I stopped my teaching, looked at my hand with visible confusion, stating to my baffled class ‘how can a zip tie do that much damage?!?!’. Naturally being teenagers, they all found me injuring myself on my smartboard to be highly entertaining. Can’t say I blame them!
I broke my finger on the elastic type part of my tracksuit pants when I was pulling them up from the back.
Dont even know how this is possible, but it was the last portion of my finger, didn’t hurt, it just was ….floppy
My parents at the time thought I was faking the break.
Had it in a splint, was to embarrassed to tell anyone at school how it broke so said it was in a car sliding door.
When I was 6 I walked into a lamppost, requiring stitches to my forehead. I’d been walking past a church yard where some people were digging, and I thought there might be skeletons, so I wasn’t looking in the direction I was walking. Most disappointingly there were no skeletons, as it was a bit of scrubby land next to a church rather than an actual grave yard.
Aged 9 I cut myself badly by sharpening homemade arrows with a kitchen knife.
