“From Laughs to Nightmares: 66 Guests Whose Visits Turned Unforgettable for All the Wrong Reasons!”
#58
My buddy came down for a week and I offered to let him stay at our house so he didnât have to pay for a hotel, much to my wives dismay. I told her it would be no big deal but I was wrong. At dinner the second night, he spilled beer all over my carpet and his only pair of pants (seriously, what grown man only brings one pair of pants on a trip?) So I lend him a pair of pants to wear while his are in the washing machine. That night he got so drunk that he pissed all over himself and my couch. To top it off, after he left in shame I found my p**s soaked pants that Iâd let him wear stuffed under the couch.
#59
Rearranged my lounge furniture while I was out.
#60
âFriendâ came to visit me and my fiancé (who she had not yet met at the time). We both had to work and she needed to finish up a paper so I set her up with WiFi, snacks, and comfy study spot. Sheâs a smoker so I told her if she needed to smoke that was fine, but she needed to do it leaning out of the bedroom window. We came home to find her IN OUR BED UNDER THE COVERS smoking. Icing on the cake was the fact that she stayed in the bed for another 10 min or so while my fiancé awkwardly stood around until I told her she needed to get tf up so that he could change and relax.
Later that night we had plans with friends and she declined to join. When we came home she was asleep but I found a used facemask (one of the disposable cloth ones) on top of my laptop. Laptop was- you guessed it!- on our bed.
Had this just been my flat I donât think I would have been so bothered- she and I had lived together back in the day and we didnât have many boundaries. But she had literally never met my fiancé and didnât see anything wrong with being so invasive of his space. Also the facemask pissed me off- she literally put a sodden cloth onto my macbook that I 100% do not have the funds to replace.
