“From Laughs to Nightmares: 66 Guests Whose Visits Turned Unforgettable for All the Wrong Reasons!”
#61
Mum’s cousin visited with a friend. Cousin and friend were early 20s, old enough to be decent house guests. Mum ordered takeaway for the adults and put fish fingers and chips in the oven for us kids. Before the takeaway turned up the guests decided they were hungry and ate the fish fingers without telling anyone.
Mum opened the oven to find a tray of chips and an empty tray where the fish fingers should have been, and had to put more on so we wouldn’t go hungry.
It seems small now but who the hell eats a child’s dinner when theirs is less than 10 minutes away?
Edit: Stop suggesting they were stoned oh my f*****g god.
#62
Came to a house party and had a shower in the middle of it. Washed his hair with vinegar in our one bathroom. Would. Not. Leave. The next day until 40 minutes after I had asked (tried steam cleaning around them).
Finally breathed out a sigh of relief went to shower my hangover away, put on a towel… The Vinegar!!
Nearly spewed.
#63
I got married yesterday and had a reception at my dad’s house. Mom had a gift bag for me that she left in the dining room, on the floor out of the way. I left and forgot to grab it. Grabbed it today and first found an empty cup stuck in there, dirty. Then found a dirty plate.
Got home, found the fork, at the bottom. Someone had used it as a trashcan, even though the actual trashcan was in the kitchen, in sight, five feet away (literally, there’s not even a door in between. It’s practically a dining room/kitchen).
No idea who did it but it’s kinda really ticking me off.
