“From Laughs to Nightmares: 66 Guests Whose Visits Turned Unforgettable for All the Wrong Reasons!”
Oh, it was plastic, by the way (we’re super cheap).
#64
Threw my bra at my uncle, we were around 13 and my auntie and uncle (great uncle, so in his 70’s) were looking after me while my mum and dad were away, she grabbed my bra, ran downstairs and lobbed it straight at him while cackling because I was chasing her trying to get it back. Little cow.
#65
Got drunk and went outside and puked on the hood of my landlord’s car. Then stood and watched while we cleaned it.
#66
She followed some mutual friends up to our apartment and invited herself to Thanksgiving.
When I was in college I loved throwing friends-giving. I love cooking and drinking with friends, playing hostess really as cliche as that sounds. I invited probably about 10 or so people for dinner. I made turkey and some basic sides, everyone brought more sides and desserts and their own plates! (screw dishes, I just cooked).
Most of the people were at our apartment already. I was still doing some last minute cooking, getting drinks and going around seeing if anyone needed anything. I had one friend stop by quick. He couldn’t stay but he did bring me a bottle of this vodka I love. He and I took a few shots and caught up before he left. I got nice and tipsy, the happy atmosphere of all my friends making it so much nicer.
A group of two friends were the last to arrive. While they were coming upstairs they ran into someone a few of us knew. She wasn’t someone I was close with and honestly certain things about her rubbed me the wrong way. She wasn’t close enough to be invited to the party.
