“Gen Z Voters Reveal Shockingly Unconventional Priorities: Are Politicians Ready for the Twist?”
As the 2024 election draws near, Gen Z voters—those aged 18 to 27—are stepping into a pivotal role that could sway the outcome of a tightly contested race. But what’s really on their minds? Spoiler alert: it’s not just TikTok dances and avocado toast! From economic stability to the urgency of surviving a mass shooting, The Onion delves into the eclectic and often absurd priorities of this dynamic generation. Will they rally around a nationalized Crunchyroll, or do they just want to put an acrylic claw clip on Lady Liberty? Join us as we explore what issues are igniting Gen Z’s passion and driving them to the polls! Ready to dive deeper? LEARN MORE.
Gen Z voters ages 18 to 27 could tip the scale in a tight race for the White House. The Onion shares the issues that are most important to the nation’s youngest eligible voters heading into the 2024 election.
Economy: Like generations before them, Gen Z seems to prefer a good economy to a lousy one.
Surviving The Mass Shooting They’re Currently Trapped In: When polled, 86% of Gen Z respondents said they cared most about escaping the mass shooter currently attempting to mow them down with a semiautomatic weapon.
Anime For All: The bill proposed by Gen Z Rep. Maxwell Frost (D-FL) would nationalize the streaming platform Crunchyroll.
Abortion: A natural extension of the generation’s disillusionment with having been born.
Some Basic Human Needs That Boomers Will Infantilize: Access to food? Housing? Grow up, you entitled little babies.
Putting An Acrylic Claw Clip On The Statue Of Liberty: And she should ditch that crown while we’re at it. It’s way too busy.
Maintaining A Failed World Order: Witnessing growing domestic wealth inequality and global hegemonic overreach, Gen Z is energized about upholding a hopelessly flawed system that works for no one but the most powerful.
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