“High-Flying Blunder: How a Forgotten Passport Grounded a United Flight Midair!”
Imagine you’re two hours into a United Airlines flight to Shanghai when the pilot announces that the flight has to turn back—because he’s forgotten his passport! I mean, talk about a flight delay! As passengers, we often roll our eyes at minor inconveniences like late departures or crying babies, but this is next-level forgetfulness. So what do we make of this? Should we be mad at the pilot, or can we just laugh at the absurdity of it all? After all, who among us hasn’t had that moment of sheer panic when realizing we left something crucial behind? Join the conversation and weigh in on this quirky aviation blunder! LEARN MORE
A United Airlines flight headed to Shanghai from LAX last weekend had to turn around after two hours in the air when one of the pilots realized he had forgotten his passport. What do you think?
“What, he’s too good to suck and fuck his way through customs like the rest of us?”
Doug Mazeika, Systems Analyst
“Score! That’s two more free Black Adam viewings for the passengers.”
Amber Gosnell, Toad Hydrator
“Yet I’m the jerk for asking if we can turn back for my phone charger.”
Sebastian Boone, Egg Grader
