“How a Nuclear Drill Turned My Pups into Paranoid Pooches: An Unexpected Canine Crisis”
At this point, my dogs would be going crazy.
Skin or no skin, I’d be lucky to get an hour of sleep, what with the racket Pee Wee and Muffin would be making during a nuclear attack. Does a mad man like Kim Jong-un give a damn if innocent dog owners are kept up all night by their barking, anxious pups? If he decided to launch an attack against the U.S., I fear not even the most powerful ThunderShirt could calm my poor pups.
The existence of even one nuke on earth is a plague against trembly, bug-eyed dogs. Rather than spending tens of billions of dollars each year to beef up our nuclear arsenal, as our federal government does, we need all the global superpowers in the world to commit to total nuclear disarmament. Or, at the very least, they could learn to make these weapons a bit quieter.
