Hulk Hogan’s Body Springs to Life, Mortician Left Reeling in Bizarre Morgue Showdown

I’ll admit it: I thought I’d seen it all in the world of viral oddities, yet nothing—and I mean nothing—could’ve prepared me for the day a legendary pro wrestler’s corpse decided to body slam a mortician like it was just another Monday in Clearwater, Florida . But here we are, scratching our heads and maybe nervously chuckling—does muscle memory come with an afterlife warranty, or are WWE legends contractually obligated to put on one last show even after the curtain falls for good? It’s wild, hilarious, and—if you’ve ever wondered what happens when an embalming room meets WrestleMania—downright unmissable . Need a reason to question the boundaries of mortality and showmanship? Well, this is the bizarre headline you didn’t know you needed—and arguably, can’t live without . LEARN MORE.

CLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan’s spasming cadaver reportedly lifted a mortician high above its head Monday and body slammed the professional. “At approximately 1:34 p.m., Hulk Hogan’s deceased corpse underwent spontaneous convulsions, at which point the cadaver bolted upright, ripped off its body bag, and started pummeling the mortician,” said Clearwater funeral home director Audrey Pearson, adding that due to the rapid stiffening of the WWE legend’s muscles, Hogan’s body also emitted one final “Brother” before climbing up on top of the embalming table, leaping off, and propelling itself more than 10 feet into the air to deliver a devastating leg drop. “Although Hogan’s brain activity had ceased days ago, his muscles were still able to contract enough to slap a bottle of formaldehyde out of the mortician’s hand, put him in a headlock, and slam his skull several times into the door of a refrigerated cabinet.” According to reports, Hogan’s corpse then involuntarily flexed its biceps, pumped its arms into the air, and let out a guttural scream, its muscles finally stiffening as it fell to the ground with a hand cupped around its ear.