“I Confessed My Feelings, Then She Dropped a Bombshell About My Brother — 47 Brutal Rejections Revealed”
I didn’t see her for years after that until one night I was in a club and the waitress kept bringing me drinks from someone but would not say who. Drinks with names like Sloe Comfortable Screw and Orgasm and S*x On The Beach with the waitress making a note of the name of the drink when she dropped it off. The hint was very clear albeit very forward. I scoured the place hoping to get a clue who was flirting with me to no avail. Finally after no one revealed themselves I figured it was just some shy girl being bold with her flirtations or a joke of some kind so I got ready to leave and she showed up looking and acting the same and said it was her (I have no idea where she was that I didn’t see her but this was a two story club) and wanted me to go home with her to which I made excuses and left. I have never seen or heard from her since.
TLDR: Climbed out a bathroom window to get away from an admirer.
More “weird and funny” in hindsight, but felt weird and brutal at the time:
University years, I’m nerdy, loser-y girl, in a hopeless crush, yadda yadda. Then, suddenly, one guy asks me on a date. And on a second one. I almost start thinking that maybe I’m not that much of a loser.
Then he – a bit arbitrary – asks me what is my Rh factor. I have no idea and reply, “negative”. He sighs, “you know you gonna have pregnancy problems if your man is Rh-positive, right?”
I’m trying to process that a random guy plans my pregnancy. What? Should I joke? Should I run? He continues:
“Oh well. You know, actually, I have a girlfrend, sorry, let’s just be friends”.
Post Comment