“Inside Elon Musk’s Bizarre Contest: Can You Guess the Shocking Number of Sperm in a Cup?”

In a world where office cubicles and corporate culture often clash with creativity, it seems that Elon Musk has decided to shake things up—literally! Picture this: the headquarters of the U.S. DOGE Service transformed into a guessing game parlor where morale-boosting takes an unexpected plunge into the… shall we say, biological? Yes, you read that right! Musk has introduced a rather audacious contest where employees must guess the number of sperm residing in a cup sitting prominently on the front desk. I can only imagine the mixed reactions—a delightful blend of intrigue and perhaps a healthy dose of bewilderment! As Musk raises the stakes with a promise of a tantalizing ‘special prize’ for the winner, one can’t help but chuckle at the utter absurdity of it all. This quirky initiative promises to be a memorable chapter in workplace antics! So, how many sperm do you think are in there? I won’t even venture a guess—let’s just say this is one office challenge that will definitely get people talking! <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/ElonMuskHoldsNIBIHA_GR.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

WASHINGTON—In an attempt to raise morale by providing a fun yet challenging activity for employees of the U.S. DOGE Service, Elon Musk announced Monday a new office-wide contest to guess how many sperm were contained inside a cup placed on the front desk of the group’s headquarters. “Everyone take a good look, and no cheating! There might be more than you think!” said Musk, speaking to his team at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, where he kicked off the contest by holding the cup of sperm high in the air so everyone could get a good look before beginning to formulate their guesses. “It’ll be right here in the reception area so you can see it every day when you come in. You can pick up the cup and feel the weight of it, but no one is allowed to peer inside and count them with a microscope—I know it’s tempting, but we don’t want to ruin the fun. Just try your best to guess how many are swimming around in there, and at the end of the month, the winner will get a special prize. Won’t that be fun?” According to reports, Musk went on to strongly hint that the winning employee would be rewarded with a second cup of his sperm.