Inside Jeff Bezos’ Lavish Italian Wedding: Secret Splurges and Surprising Stats
What do you get when you cross the world’s second-richest man, a city filled with more gondolas than functioning bridges, and wedding décor that probably costs more than the GDP of a small country? Oh, just Jeff Bezos’ absolutely bonkers multi-day extravaganza in Venice. I mean, can you even imagine a party so grand that you might accidentally step over a Kardashian and not notice because—oops—there’s a gladiator brawl at the open bar? More importantly, how many Amazon warehouse workers had to faint before Bezos said “I do”? And, honestly, why does Oprah always seem just seconds away from ghosting Katy Perry at events like these? Well, if you’ve ever wondered just how many lip fillers it takes to fill a Venetian canal—or what it really costs to be on the “centerpiece” side of history—you’re in the right spot . Take a deep breath, adjust your monocle, and get ready for a jaw-dropping, stat-packed behind-the-scenes look at a wedding only a billionaire could dream up… or expense. LEARN MORE
Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and the world’s second richest man, wed his fiancé Lauren Sanchez in a lavish, multi-day ceremony this week in Venice, Italy. The Onion examines the facts and figures behind the event.
4,976:
Number of Amazon fulfillment center workers who fainted on the job to make this possible
25:
Yacht pileup in the Grand Canal
120:
Gladiatorial combatants fighting to death in reception pit
2,500 ml:
Amount of lip filler present
AFU826:
Serial number of warehouse container holding Sanchez’s ex-husband
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