“Inside the Controversial ‘Himmler Institute’: How This Think Tank Justifies Its Legal Boundaries Amid Growing Outrage”

In a world where political machinations often resemble an episode of a reality show gone awry, it seems that the folks at the Himmler Institute are trying to ease the nation’s apprehensions regarding the executive actions flying out of the Trump administration like confetti at a New Year’s bash. They’re claiming that everything is, well, “perfectly legal.” Perhaps it’s time to ask: how can we measure the legality of executive overreach? With a legal team comprising minds from America, Germany, and Argentina—an international dream team based on a dystopian fiction—what could possibly go wrong? From reassurances that these moves are simply “reversing illegal actions” to claims of an impending constitutional crisis being nothing more than a bad hangover, the Institute doesn’t shy away from taking a peculiar stance. Is it just me, or are we treading on dangerously bizarre territory here? If you’re intrigued by the intersection of legal gymnastics and political maneuvering, you’re in for a wild ride! <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/ThinkTankCalledNIBIHA_GR.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all perfectly legal. “We’ve studied the total legality of far-reaching executive actions for decades, and we can guarantee that everything happening in Washington right now is completely above board,” said Himmler Institute spokesperson Stephanie Heydrich-Skorzeny, adding that this was one of the clearest-cut cases the Institute had seen since its founding in 1947. “We’ve put together some of the brightest legal minds America, Germany, and Argentina have ever produced, and they’ve concluded that there’s no reason to worry about the current situation resulting in any sort of constitutional crisis. These executive orders are nothing more than a simple and effective way to seize power. If anything, Trump’s actions are merely reversing the illegal actions of past administrations who betrayed the American people to promote gender ideology and race mixing.” At press time, The Himmler Institute’s findings were backed up by a report from another think tank called The Führerprinzip Foundation.