“Inside the Controversial Strategy: How the Trump Administration Plans to Execute Unprecedented Mass Deportations”
As we gear up for the latest escapade in political theatrics, the specter of mass deportation looms large, thanks to President-elect Donald Trump’s promise to initiate a “record-setting deportation operation.” But don’t let the gravity of the situation weigh you down—after all, who knew that deportation plans could involve redirecting immigration applicants to a travel blog about Equatorial Guinea or setting off a trapdoor in Arizona? Seriously, a trapdoor? It’s almost as if the administration’s strategy is hand-crafted for a sitcom. So grab a seat as we delve into this satirical take on the incoming administration’s uniquely humorous, albeit alarming, roadmap for mass deportation that blurs the lines between reality and fiction. Will grabbing those calendars be nearly as chaotic as they suggest? And at what point do we stop to ask, “Is this real life or just a well-written skit?” LEARN MORE.
President-elect Donald Trump pledged to fulfill his campaign promise of removing millions of undocumented immigrants in a “record-setting deportation operation.” Here is the incoming administration’s plan for carrying out mass deportation.
Redirect immigration applicants to a travel blog called “50 Things To Do In Equatorial Guinea.”
Trigger the trapdoor under Arizona.
Check millions of migrants’ calendars to find a good time for everyone to get deported together.
Disguise ICE agents as shrubs, trash cans, and traffic cones so they can sneak around more easily.
Tell neighborhood watch groups to really just go nuts.
