Inside the Legal Brothel: The Shocking Detail That Even the Manager Can’t Stand
Ever wonder what really goes down behind the velvet curtains of one of Europe’s largest legal brothels? Catherine De Noire, who manages this intriguing establishment, spills the beans on the downright “grossest” thing she’s witnessed from the gentlemen who walk through those doors. Now, Catherine’s no stranger to bizarre requests—after all, she’s got a psychology background and a PhD pursuit that helps her peek into the quirks of human behavior—but even she has her limits. Picture this: blokes popping in to celebrate the birth of their baby… while their partner is still in the hospital. Yeah, talk about an eyebrow-raising baby shower! Between sharing the crazy antics of clients and juggling the day-to-day like a boss, Catherine offers a rare peek into an adult industry world that’s as fascinating as it is unexpected. Curious to know more about this surprising revelation and the colorful characters behind the scenes? LEARN MORE.
A woman who runs one of Europe’s largest legal brothels has revealed what she believes is the ‘grossest’ thing that guys who visit the establishment do.
Catherine De Noire will go above and beyond to cater to her client’s outlandish requests, but some still manage to catch her off guard.
She’s seen all sorts since stumbling into her ‘dream job’ at the age of 22, and she believes her background in psychology gives her something of an edge, too.
The PhD student says she has ‘always [been] interested in people and why they behave the way they behave’ – so being able to observe the antics of punters is perfect for her.
Catherine claims to be ‘the highest ranking person’ at the Netherlands-based company where she is employed, aside from the owners.
She previously spoke to LADbible about her experience of managing the brothel, revealing that, for the most part, it runs the same as a ‘normal company‘ would.
Catherine revealed the ‘grossest’ thing that clients do (Instagram/@catherine_de_noire)
The OnlyFans creator has amassed 453,000 followers on Instagram while sharing snippets of her interesting career on social media over the years.
Catherine often shares anecdotes from her day and dishes the dirt on what goes on behind the scenes—including the ‘strict protocols’ in place to ensure everyone is comfortable.
She also revealed how a lot of blokes who visit the legal brothel ‘like to show off’ about their supposed sexual prowess, but according to the women they pay to spend time with, they’re usually all talk.
Despite her sharing some secrets of the reality of working in this sector of the adult industry, Catherine values her clients’ confidentiality and has ‘learned how to be super non-judgmental’ about their bizarre requests.
However, she draws the line at one thing.
In a social media post shared in April this year, Catherine revealed the one thing which fellas do at the brothel which seriously ‘grosses her out’.
She explained that she can’t help but get seriously turned off when she sees ‘guys coming in to celebrate the birth of their child while their partner is still in hospital’.
That’s one way to wet the baby’s head, I suppose.
Catherine captioned the short clip: “I have seen many things as a manager and have learned how to be super non-judgmental…except when I see men coming to celebrate while their wives are still in the hospital.”
It’s safe to say that social media users were in firm agreement about this being the ‘grossest’ aspect of the manager’s job, as a glance at the comment section of her video will tell you.
One person joked: “Everyday, we think we’ve hit rock bottom. Everyday, they hand us a shovel.”
Another said: “GUYS PLURAL??? AS IN THIS IS NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT???”
A third added: “I work at a strip club, and it’ll be dudes trying to get laid before they get married next week. I will never trust a bachelor party.”
Catherine previously explained that the women employed at the brothel ‘set the boundaries’ with clients and ‘do all the talking’, while management doesn’t get involved in the transactional side of things.
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