Inside the Secretive Cult’s 150 Mysterious Rules Finally Revealed Online—What They Don’t Want You to Know
42. Don’t stare at visitors.
43. Don’t bring your cell phone into a service. Exceptions are rare and you will be told when you can bring your phone into the service.
44. Don’t take pictures during a regular service.
45. Don’t make your own recording of a service.
46. Don’t bring visitors unless you tell someone in the office so they can tell Jane.
47. Don’t take pictures of Jane of other members unless you are given permission.
48. Don’t be loose with your camera at any time.
49. Don’t put large amounts of cash in the offering unless it is in an envelope.
50. Don’t complain when the offering plates are passed more than once.
51. Don’t allow your toddlers to eat in the sanctuary.
52. Don’t bring snacks of dark drinks or chocolate.
53. Don’t chew gum in the sanctuary..
54. Don’t fall asleep during the services. If you get tired, take your Bible and stand-up in the back of the sanctuary.
55. Don’t wear muddy shoes or boots into the sanctuary, leave them at the door-outside.
56. Don’t leave your tissues after services. Place them in the trash.
57. Don’t leave coats, Bibles or personal belongings in the sanctuary. It gets locked after each service.
58. Don’t touch the thermostats in the church unless you are approved.
59. Don’t wear jeans. (exception may be for construction work..maybe..)
60. Don’t wear shorts.
61. Don’t wear sleeveless dresses or tops.
62. Don’t wear dresses above the knees.
63. Don’t wear a bathing suit without having it covered with long shorts (below the knees) and a dark t-shirt.
64. Don’t wear cargo pants.
65. Don’t wear or own anything with Nike® on it. Nothing.
66. Don’t wear black tennis shoes.
67. Don’t wear high-cut, boot-like tennis shoes.
68. Men: don’t wear solid white tennis shoes…
69. Don’t wear a baseball cap sideways or backwards.
70. Don’t wear t-shirts with slogans or pictures.
71. Don’t wear “muscle t-shirts”.
72. Men: Don’t leave the house without a white t-shirt on under your top shirt.
73. Don’t go swimming with boys and girls together.
74. Don’t leave the pools toy out when you are done using the pool.
75. Don’t go outside without sunscreen. (daily)
76. Men: Don’t allow facial hair to grow. No beards, of any type. No “pork chop” sideburns.
77. Men: Don’t let your hair get long or unkempt.
78. Don’t interview for a job unless it is “under authority”.
79. Don’t accept a job unless you check it out with authority.
80. Don’t make plans for college unless you have Jane check it out.
81. Don’t sign-up for classes unless Jane Whaley or leadership checks out your schedule
82. Don’t buy a house unless Jane Whaley can check it out.
83. Don’t even make an offer on a house unless Jane can “checkout” and “get a feel” for the neighborhood.
84. Don’t decorate your house unless Jane or her helper can help you.
85. Don’t buy a car without checking with Sam first.
86. Don’t sell a car or truck without checking with Sam first..
87. Don’t get major repairs done without checking with Sam.
88. Don’t buy insurance without checking with the approved church source person for insurance.
89. Don’t plan a vacation or time away with your family unless you check-it out with Jane.
90. Don’t assume you can go to the funeral or a wedding of a family member without checking it out and/or someone from the church going with you.
91. Don’t celebrate Christmas.
92. Don’t give gifts to others unless you are “under authority”.
93. Don’t celebrate Easter.
94. Don’t celebrate other holidays.
95. Don’t eat turkey on Thanksgiving.
96. Don’t celebrate your birthday or others in your family or group of friends or co-workers.
97. Don’t celebrate wedding anniversaries.
98. Don’t go hunting.
99. Don’t go fishing. (well unless it is on an approved “ministry” trip)
100. Don’t hunt or fish just for sport.
101. Don’t have bumper stickers on your car. (Political season is an exception.)
102. Don’t have “dingle dangles” hanging from your rearview mirror.
103. Don’t have a slogan license plate on the front of your car.
104. Don’t buy or drive a “race car” looking car.
105. Don’t play games on your computer. Erase/delete the games.
106. Don’t play games on your cell phone. Erase/delete them.
107. Don’t own or use a “game boy” or other hand held electronic game device.
108. Don’t play with regular playing cards.
109. Don’t play “hide and go seek”.
110. Don’t play Monoploy®.
111. Don’t play football.
112. Don’t ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
113. Don’t play ping pong.
114. Don’t play pool.
115. Don’t play or imitate an “air guitar”.
116. Don’t play music without singing the words.
117. Don’t whistle.
118. Don’t let WOFF children play with children outside of WOFF.
119. Don’t let children make animal sounds. (maybe,,)
120. Don’t let children play toy musical instruments. (maybe…)
121. Don’t forget to read your Bible before you go to bed.
122. Don’t let children play with camping toys.
123. Don’t let children play with “play tools”.
124. Don’t let children have Bibles with stories and pictures of Jesus. (maybe..)
125. Don’t be late for anything. Be early.
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