Jeremy Clarkson Drops Bombshell ‘Sexual Purposes’ Revelation About Diddly Squat Farm
Ever wondered what happens on a farm when the cameras stop rolling and the TV magic fades, leaving only mud, chaos, and, apparently, a pig with a very specific job description? Jeremy Clarkson—a man who once made driving cars faster than the speed of sound seem reasonable—has now turned his attention to, of all things, pig matchmaking at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm . The fields may have emptied of film crews, but Clarkson’s updates haven’t lost one ounce of their deliciously bizarre flavor. With season five of Clarkson’s Farm officially wrapped and a pause looming over future episodes, you’d think things might quiet down in the Cotswolds. But between his health roller coaster, bovine TB heartbreak, and now, the rental of a pig “for sexual purposes” (seriously—try not to spit out your coffee), Clarkson has proved that farm life doesn’t take commercial breaks . Is it just me, or does Diddly Squat Farm have more plot twists than an entire season of reality TV? Need all the weird, wonderful context? LEARN MORE.
Jeremy Clarkson has shared a bizarre update on the goings on at Diddly Squat farm.
Camera crews are no longer camped out on the TV legend’s land in the Cotswolds to shoot Clarkson’s Farm, as filming for the fifth season wrapped last month.
He previously revealed that production on the popular Amazon Prime series would be paused from here on out – although he did leave the door open for it to return.
Clarkson promised fans he would deliver another dose of farm life in a sixth season ‘if there was a reason for doing it, like a bloody good story’.
Explaining that his health problems might stop him from doing so, he told The Times in May this year: “But if, say, my back turns out to be cancerous then I wouldn’t.
“Whatever happens, we’ll definitely take a short break as the crews are all worn out.
The TV star announced filming for Clarkson’s Farm has now ‘stopped for a little while’ after season five was wrapped (Instagram/@jeremyclarkson1)
“We’ve been filming here two or three days a week, every week, for five years,” Clarkson continued. “Everybody could do with a rest.”
The 65-year-old was left ‘days away from death’ due to blocked arteries last year, before he then suffered what he suspects was a slipped disc a few months later.
Clarkson also dealt with a host of side effects after taking Ozempic as a weight loss aid, so to be fair, he has had quite the complicated 12 months health-wise.
And that’s not to mention the bovine TB (bovine tuberculosis) outbreak, which has crippled Diddly Squat farm since August this year.
A couple of weeks ago, Clarkson revealed that he is still losing livestock to the disease and sadly had to say goodbye to the ‘first calf ever born at Diddly Squat’.
“This morning she was destroyed, while pregnant with twins, because she has TB,” the former Top Gear star said in an Instagram post on 9 October. “So sad.”
Even though he’s got all of this going on, Clarkson still likes to keep fans in the loop about what’s going on in his life – and he has just shared an update on Clarkson’s Farm.
Clarkson, pictured in May this year, revealed he hired a pig for ‘sexual purposes’ over the weekend (LADbible)
In a post on X shared on Sunday (26 October), he shared some news and revealed he has brought a new animal into the fold on a temporary basis for ‘sexual purposes’.
“Filming at Diddly Squat has stopped for a little while but the farming goes on,” Clarkson said.
“Today, I have rented out a pig for sexual purposes.”
We can only assume – and hope – that Clarkson is referring to the farming practice of loaning an animal for the sake of breeding – but it didn’t stop social media uses from poking fun at his choice of words.
One person joked: “What you get up to at the weekend is your own business.”
Another made an OnlyFans related pun and added: “Only Farms.”
A third laughed: “Not for yourself though, right? Right?!”
Others branded him a ‘pig pimp’, while another remarked: “Glad you stopped the filming at this stage then.”
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