“Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga Reveal Shocking Secrets Behind Their Unlikely Collaboration in Exclusive Onion Interview!”
Phoenix and Gaga, simultaneously: Receiving financial compensation for our labor.
The Onion: In what ways do the songs drive the plot forward?
Gaga: Fortunately, the writers decided not to include a plot.
The Onion: Do you have any fun behind-the-scenes stories to share?
Phoenix: That is a private matter between me and the audience of The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon.ÂÂ
The Onion: Fans were nervous you two might lack onscreen chemistry. How did you generate such an electric dynamic?
Gaga: I have great natural chemistry with weird-looking white people.
The Onion: What’s next for the Joker?
Phoenix: Who? Oh, the clown guy. I think he’s dead.
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