Katherine Ryan Drops Shocking Bombshell About Partner’s Condition Following Bizarre Jetski Mishap
Just when you think you’ve heard it all from Katherine Ryan, she tosses us a curveball that’s hard not to flinch at. It’s almost an art form—her uncanny ability to blend jaw-dropping disclosures with the kind of humor that makes you wonder: is any topic truly off-limits? This week, on her ever-candid podcast, the Canadian comedy powerhouse gets extra personal, sharing the saga of her husband’s ill-fated run-in with a kid’s jet ski—an incident that reportedly left him redefined in ways that can only be described as… anatomically humbling. So, does size ever stop you making waves in life—or just in shallow waters? Dive headfirst into Ryan’s unfiltered world, where intimacy meets hilarity, and life’s strange twists are always on full display . LEARN MORE
Katherine Ryan, who has done her fair share of research into all things sex, has revealed that her partner actually has a micro penis.
The Canadian TV star and comedian is no stranger to sharing details about her life between the sheets, with Ryan once admitting that she’d even performed oral sex on her boss to leave work early, among other outrageous stories.
The mum-of-three, who once said she shared a steamy encounter with a celebrity, had her husband on this week’s episode of her podcast, which is fittingly named ‘Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything’.
Ryan, 42, has been in a civil partnership with Bobby Kootstra since 2019, with the couple sharing two children, while she has a child from a previous relationship.
Ryan and Kootstra issued a warning when it comes to your nether regions while on the water (Mike Marsland/WireImage)
This week, the pair opened up on the rather personal result of an unfortunate injury that Kootstra sustained to Ryan’s thousands of listeners.
Apparently, he’s been left with a tiny manhood after trying to use a child’s water jet ski with a mate, when things went south.
Kootstra was left with a horrific groin injury, with its after-effects leaving him with a micro penis, which by definition is a member that measures 3.6 inches or smaller.
Initially panicked, he recalled to his wife: “I got pulled up [on the ski] and like, one leg drags. And then I just felt a pop.
“There was like shrinkage, from a cold pool, for a week and I was like, ‘what is going on here?'”
He wondered: “Why is it so small? I had to Google, ‘torn groin, small penis’.
“It does happen because of the injury and the muscles – it just kind of shrunk into itself,” Kootstra recalled.
It did answer a few alarming questions he had flying around in his head, though, telling his partner: “I knew at least it was because of this that my penis is so tiny now.”
Ryan’s husband has learned to live with his micropenis (Mike Marsland/WireImage)
Ryan then joked that he had a ‘good run’ as he got his micro penis at the age of 42.
“I was thinking the same thing, I am like, ‘what do I even need a penis for now?'” he quipped, to which the podcast host said in a playful response while laughing: “Great, thanks.”
Kootstra warned others not to make the same mistake on the podcast episode.
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