“Local Woman Discovers Secret to Early Holiday Weight Loss: A Surprising Twist in Her Festive Feast Strategy!”
Is there a secret to holiday indulgence, or is it simply early preparation? In a twist of seasonal practicality, local woman Ruby Butcher has taken this year’s holiday weight gain project into her own hands—starting in September! With Halloween still casting a spooky shadow over her decorations, Butcher feels a peculiar sense of accomplishment for already piling on those extra pounds weeks before everyone else dives into their mashed potatoes and pumpkin pies. While the rest of us might be scrambling at the last minute, Ruby’s cozying up in her snug jeans and celebrating the triumph of getting ahead on her festive to-do list. But it turns out that being prematurely plump can have its downsides, especially when family members start pointing it out before the turkey is even on the table. Curious about her early holiday hustle? LEARN MORE.
PITTSBURGH—Patting herself on the back for staying ahead of schedule, local woman Ruby Butcher reported feeling accomplished Friday after finishing her holiday weight gain early. “Usually I put it off until the last minute, but this year I’ve already put on all my extra weight for the holidays,” said Butcher, who added that looking for ways to fill out as early as September had allowed her to make sure every pound was already accounted for weeks before Thanksgiving. “Halloween decorations are still up, and I’m already feeling snug in my jeans. It’s a huge relief to be able to check this off my to-do list—no stressful 11th-hour plumping up for me. I can put on my sweatpants and relax while the rest of the country procrastinates and then has to scramble, overdoing it on carbs in order to finish on time.” At press time, Butcher reported feeling frustrated that the extra 8 pounds had also been noticed and remarked upon by her family ahead of schedule.
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