“Love in the Fast Lane: Could a Simple Last Name Blunder Spell Doom for These Newlyweds?”
I’d go nameless before I adopted Golden-Showers as my last name.
‘Til Death, Or Clogged Arteries, Do Us Part
This is the kind of married name I can get behind. Who doesn’t love bacon? And who doesn’t like more bacon than usual? This is one name that might not be too bad to keep.
The only problem is that kids are mean, and any child they have might be teased into eternity.
It’s Like The Habsburg Dynasty All Over Again
This engagement announcement doesn’t specify if the two are actually cousins, but since they’re both from Iowa, it’s illegal to be married to any cousin.
If they are cousins, then they’ll have to go to one of twenty other states that allow first cousin marriage. Hopefully, it’s just another case of terrible newlywed names.
To Have And To Hold
New Hampshire legalized same-sex marriage in 2010, and two years later this happy couple finally made it to the altar. They look ecstatic about finally being able to legalize their love, but unfortunately, they also have to legalize their names.
I honestly hope they kept the hyphenated version because it is one of the few that can go both ways.
At Least They Can Laugh About It
This newlywed name could go one of two ways. Either they laugh about it and move on, or it gets engulphed into Daniel’s newfound dad sense of humor.
