“Love in the Fast Lane: Could a Simple Last Name Blunder Spell Doom for These Newlyweds?”
If dad jokes weren’t bad enough, imagine if your dad had a name he could incorporate into every single joke. It sounds like torture.
You Probably Won’t Get A Job With That Name
I know names aren’t supposed to be a deciding factor for employers, but if I was looking at a resume with the last name Coke-Head, I’d be laughing too hard to hire them.
The worst part is that neither of these names is that good on their own either. It looks like this happy couple is screwed no matter what they do.
Beyoncé and Jay Z are crazy in love, but these two coming up might beat them out for the title.
I Bet They Love Busch Ice
This engagement announcement doesn’t specify how the happy couple met, but I’m sure it was over a can of Busch Ice or a pint of Keystone Light. Even a glass of dirty water works too.
At least you know they probably drink the same thing.
These Two Dropped A Real Bomb
Mr. and Mrs. Jaeger-Meister probably had a tough time deciding if they should keep their names hyphenated.
When you’re a young couple, having the last name Jaeger-Meister would probably get you a lot of free drinks from the bartender. But once you settle down and have kids, it’s going to get really awkward really quickly.
They Must Be Crazy For Eachother
These two probably endured years of people jokingly asking if they’re so crazy for each other that they have to visit the Looney-Warde. That joke gets old quick.
