“Love in the Fast Lane: Could a Simple Last Name Blunder Spell Doom for These Newlyweds?”
After some painstaking research, it shows Shelby kept both names but flipped them to be Shelby Warde-Looney. Lame.
Whose Panties Are We Talking About Here?
Before I can comment, I need to know whose panties are the gross one. You might think it’s Brooke’s because men don’t refer to their underwear as panties, but evidence shows that Kevin is the one with the surname Pantti.
Therefore we can conclude that it is indeed Kevin’s panties that are gross.
Sounds Like A Family Guy Character
Crystal probably spent all her life being teased for having the last name Butts. All she wished for was to find a husband with a normal name, and instead, she ended up with Levi McCracken.
It may not seem bad at first, but Butts McCracken sounds like the half-cousin of Buzz Killington from Family Guy.
Hopefully, That’s Not How They Met
These two look like a happy, wholesome couple that will forever be haunted by the name Traylor-Hooker. It may be love, but neither of them will last very long in the real world with that last name.
Thankfully they can choose to change their last name completely. “Stevens” sounds like a fine option.