“Love in the Fast Lane: Could a Simple Last Name Blunder Spell Doom for These Newlyweds?”
Poison Ivy Is Always Lurking
Bush rash is a serious danger when hiking or camping. Cynthia and Matthew probably know all about how to spot the dangers of poison ivy, poison oak, and hogweed.
It says that they are an administrative assistant and electrician, but it looks like a change of careers might be in their future.
Looks Like He Went And Got Her
If love at first sight exists, then when you see the person you’re meant to be with, you have to go and get them. Edna must have been flashing quite the smile when she walked by her husband-to-be.
The only way it would be okay for these two to keep their names is to turn it into one long word: Gowengeter.
The Perfect Kentucky Wedding
These two must be a match made in a Creole kitchen. Timothy and Sandra are from the heart of Kentucky and must have known it was meant to be once they put their names together.
Southern American’s can be pretty superstitious, but I feel like this name is a good omen.
They’re Talking About Soft Drinks, Right?
This couple is clearly talking about the proper way to fill up your soft-drink at McDonald’s. Everyone knows you fill the cup up a third of the way with ice, then top off your drink about 1 inch from the lid.
