“Love in the Fast Lane: Could a Simple Last Name Blunder Spell Doom for These Newlyweds?”
And obviously, it’s way easier to precisely pour a drink when you’re standing. Right?
With Extra Pickles
The Fillerup-Standings must be good friends with the MacDonald-Bergers. The two couples have a shared interest in the largest fast-food chain in the world.
McDonald’s revolutionized the way fast-food is served and made hamburgers and fries a staple of American dining, so it’s not the worst thing to have your newlywed name sound like.
Better Than A Short One
Eric has probably lived a life of torture growing up with the last Wiwi, but it seems like he has finally embraced the name. He even shaved his goatee into the shape of a W to show off how proud he is to be a Wiwi.
I don’t think his new wife is as proud though. She’s giving up a standard last name for Long-Wiwi.
He Looks Happy To Me
This poor chap doesn’t look like a Poore-Sapp to me. The couple looks pretty happy because their new last name isn’t that bad.
That is until they start having marriage problems and have to go to couples counseling. Then Poore-Sapp will be a constant reminder of their unhappiness.
She’s Just Trying To Help Out
Somehow Wang-Holder is ten times worse than Johnson-Holder. Maybe it’s because Johnson-Holder was ironic, but poor Anna is in for a life of giggles if she hyphenates her last name to Wang-Holder.
