The harsh truth is that a relationship won’t last if you two can’t enjoy grocery shopping together. Getting through Whole Foods is hard enough, but if you can survive Costco on a Saturday afternoon, then you’re meant to be.
This couple survives their Costco trip by creating an elaborate free-sample system. It’s iconic.
Couples on vacation are usually just overdoing the PDA, or they are already in an argument by the second day. This couple is living their best life eating Chinese takeout by the pool on vacation. If you can’t shove noodles in your face in public with your partner, what’s the point?
Dee and Mr. Return-To-Dee are a reminder of how the hierarchy in relationships really work. In the past, Mr. Return-To-Dee may have been the breadwinner or the one who opens the doors, but Dee is obviously the one in charge now.
She chooses which dish detergent they use, when lasagna night is, and it was definitely her idea to make those shirts.
I’d do anything for a free dessert at a restaurant. I tell the people at TGI Fridays it’s my birthday at least six times a year, and when they start getting suspicious I’ll say it’s someone else’s birthday and sneak a few bites.
