“Meet the Unlikely Heroes: Why These Uber Drivers Are Making History in the Ride-Hailing Revolution”
You have to have ALL the phone charger types available in your car. Yes, even those pesky Samsung chargers for people who brag about being “counter-culture” because they’re not using Apple products.
It’s Black Or White
This couldn’t be any truer. There’s no time in the history of getting in an Uber where your mood has been, “I’m fine with talking to my driver, or I’m fine with not.” That’s not how it works.
You’re either sober and sitting in the backseat despite the front seat being open so that you don’t have to hold a conversation. Or, you’re an emotional drunk and you spill your life story. There’s no in between.
Food For Your Soul
If you’re smart, you’re going to have snacks in your Uber. Not only is it a guaranteed five stars, but it also keeps your customers busy so that the drive seems a lot shorter than it is.
The way to ANYONE’S heart is food, let’s be honest. It’s almost cheating to have a stocked snack shelf in your Uber. In fact, I’d argue it should be mandatory to have at least four different types of snacks in your car at a time.
Um, Dinesh?
This is concerning on a lot of different levels. First of all, wherever this person was planning on going, they’re certainly going to be late. Secondly, let’s hope that Dinesh has one of those cars that transitions into a floating boat when it hits the water because otherwise, we should be calling the Navy.
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