“Meet the Unlikely Heroes: Why These Uber Drivers Are Making History in the Ride-Hailing Revolution”
Pigeons Aren’t Exempt From Road Rage Outbursts
If you’ve never been in the car with someone who suffers from chronic and impulsive road rage, you’re probably the one with chronic and impulsive road rage. It’s not ideal to have an Uber driver who is constantly flipping the bird, to literal birds.
It’s one thing to yell at someone who just cut you off, it’s another thing to scream at a bird whose only thoughts throughout the day revolves around where it’s going to poop next.
Shooter’s Shoot
Just because you’re an Uber driver doesn’t mean that you can’t shoot your shot when you drive someone who tickles your fancy. This guy was sleepless for two nights thinking about what he was going to break the ice with, and it’s safe to say that he fell flat.
First of all, don’t use the number “2” as a substitute for actual grammar because it’ll never work. We do have to give him some respect for trying though.
This Is Plain Brilliance
This is absolutely brilliant. If your Uber driver makes you also act in his short film in order to beat the system, you do it, especially if it’s to get out of a parking ticket. Nothing ruins a day faster than getting a $40 ticket for parking somewhere without paying for 10 minutes.
Not going to lie, this would catch me off guard, but I’d be all in for this guy.
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