I’m not sure about you, but I’m all about Uber’s being hands-off. I want to get into the back seat, sit there peacefully, maybe talk about the weather for a hot minute and then I want complete silence.
The last thing I, and literally every other rider would want, is to have to give our Uber driver a quick back massage to scrub in his IcyHot. That’s not five-star treatment.
See, Famous People Drive Uber Too
If you’ve never been driven around by a local celebrity in an Uber, you’re not taking enough of them. I mean, it’s perfect face-to-face advertising for them to take you around. You’re literally stuck in a car with them for at least five minutes which is just enough time to give the rider the pitch to why they should choose you to sell your house.
Also, with a name like Punch, you kind of have to be an Uber driver/real estate agent.
Is It Too Late To Cancel?
Getting into an Uber is already awkward enough. You are forced to have small talk with someone you’ve literally never met. I hate the weather normally, but I can’t stop talking about the weather when I get into an Uber because it’s something we can both relate to.
If you make this big of a mistake, it’s not good. This is digging a deeper hole for your already cringeworthy ride just ahead.
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