“Megan Fox Reveals Surprising Co-Parenting Plans with Machine Gun Kelly After New Baby’s Arrival!”

In a world where celebrity antics never fail to amuse, who would have thought that co-parenting a pop-rapper would involve a newborn baby? Well, leave it to Megan Fox to turn a chaotic child-rearing scenario into an unexpected partnership of support and juvenile oversight. Confirming the unlikely duo she’s formed with her new baby, Fox admits that navigating life with Machine Gun Kelly (yes, that Machine Gun Kelly) is no small feat. It’s a full-time gig ensuring that this overgrown child doesn’t put anything dangerous in his mouth—besides, you know, “adult” responsibilities. As Fox delicately balances the demands of an infant and a 34-year-old “artist” in need of a Monster Energy fix, one has to ask: Is this parenting or celebrity babysitting? The journey promises to be as wild as MGK’s hair dye collection, and I can’t help but chuckle at the prospect of future family road trips—who knows what shenanigans await them! To dive deeper into this amusing parenting saga, click here to <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/MeganFoxNIBGPH.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

LOS ANGELES—Expressing relief that they were both on the same page about custody, Megan Fox confirmed Friday that she and her new baby would be working together to co-parent Machine Gun Kelly. “The coming months are going to be exhausting, but knowing that I have this newborn by my side to help set a good example for MGK makes it a lot less scary,” said the Transformers actress, pausing to tend to the sound of Kelly whimpering over the monitor that he needed a Monster Energy drink. “I’d almost forgotten how bad the late nights and the smell of vape smoke can be when you’re caring for a 34-year-old white pop-rapper, so it’s nice to feel emotionally supported by someone more mature for once. It’s basically a full-time job making sure he doesn’t put anything in his mouth that he’s not supposed to, but since we can switch off keeping an eye on him, I’ve been able to finally relax a bit. It was a lot of work to Machine Gun Kelly–proof this house, but the baby and I are just happy that, for now, he still has all his fingers and toes.” Fox added that before they knew it, the new baby would be driving Kelly around to all of his shows.