Meta Unveils Mysterious AI App Packed With Game-Changing Features—Here’s What You Need to Know
Are you tired of AI apps that just, you know, “work” and don’t actively sabotage your privacy, emotional equilibrium, or phone temperature? Yeah, me neither! But it turns out Meta has cooked up a digital Frankenstein in its quest to one-up ChatGPT—a standalone Meta AI app packed so full of unsettling “features” you’d think they were designing performance art, not software. Imagine: an audience that always adores your content (finally, someone gets me), and a revenge porn editor (wait, what?), plus the sort of affection that only a machine learning model could muster. Ever wondered if your glasses could help you re-live stuff you literally just saw? Or if your phone could double as a pocket hand-warmer—on accident? The future is here and, honestly, it’s a little bit weird. Could this jumble of “innovations” be what we’ve all been waiting for… or is it just a new flavor of loneliness disguised as convenience? Buckle in, because these features are just as wild as they sound—LEARN MORE.In an effort to compete with the popularity of ChatGPT, Meta has launched its very own standalone AI app. Here is a selection of the best features available on Meta AI.
Convenient voice-activated data leaks
Revenge porn editor
Makes phone real hot
When paired with Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses, allows user to seamlessly observe stuff they already saw
An AI audience that loves your AI content
Is sweet to you
New kind of loneliness
Registers minute changes in voice to ensure you are shown the content that will make you angriest
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