“Mind-Blowing Moments: 50 Hilariously Obvious Truths Adults Still Struggle to Grasp!”
#2
I was discussing the need for contraception with my brother and his wife if they did not want to have a child. She stated she did not need to use contraception. I said that she would, and she promptly replied “No I don’t, I’m infertile. Just like my mother.”
To be fair, that stopped the argument.
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#3
That bacon wasn’t a vegetable.
Had ordered a bacon cheeseburger at a fast food restaurant and asked for “no veggies.” When I got the burger, there was no bacon. I went to the cashier to ask for the bacon and she just smiled and said, “You asked for no veggies.” Thinking this must be a joke, I asked her, “since when was bacon considered a vegetable.” With a completely straight face, she replied, “It’s always been a vegetable. My boyfriend and I are vegetarians and we eat bacon all the time.”.
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#4
Why two tablets of vitamin B6 do not equal one of B12…
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#5
I used to take a train downtown and then a bus to work. One day, the train was a few mins late and so I literally had to sprint to catch the bus or be late to work. I got hot from running and pulled out my water bottle from my bag and some guy started an argument with me about there being no food or drink on the bus… while holding a Starbucks coffee.
His argument was that he wasn’t drinking it, so there was no chance for it to spill where as my water bottle could have spilled. I ignored him, but for 10 or 15 mins he wouldn’t shut up and was really getting in my face (and I’d long put the water bottle away). So when I saw my stop coming and felt the bus slow down, I jumped up, “accidentally” knocked his coffee out of his hand and onto his lap and then shrugged and said “oops, I guess it can spill” and jumped off the bus.
