“Mind-Blowing Moments: 50 Hilariously Obvious Truths Adults Still Struggle to Grasp!”
#34
Met someone who believed he didn’t need to brush his teeth because he had some gene that made his teeth have some kind of self-cleaning abilities. Apparently, the gene he was referring to actually just meant he was less susceptible to build-up than others may be. I argued with him about the general hygiene, odour, and his inability to get a date if he continued to avoid brushing. Thanks to this argument, he finally started to brush his teeth…at 24 years old.
#35
That LGBTQ people are a hoax to keep women enslaved to men. She was around 30 or so and I was 15 at the time. So this women came up to a 15 year old boy(me) to ask if I knew about what men were doing to keep women enslaved.
I have to admit it was quite entertaining.
#36
A pair of Marmots is not a Marmoset!
#37
Cheating on someone isn’t just a mistake or an accident.
#38
That dictionaries are better source of definition of words than twitter is.
They said western dictionaries are propaganda and can’t be trusted for the definition of words.
Edit: Their point was not even the use of words in the general population of twitter users(which still doesn’t represent the total population), it was the definition according to a handful of posts by some twitter accounts.
Image credits: FantasticMacaron9341
#39
Explaining to my 2nd grade teacher that Alaska is bigger than Texas and yes, the picture on the wall map is smaller, but that is because they are at different scales.
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#40
I was managing a chuck e cheese, two kids redeeming prizes, 2 parents, The kids were being kids bouncing between the two prize windows even though they are the same, parent 1 is annoyed with kid 2 and asks parent 2 to control their kid, I inform the kids and parents that both prize windows are the same so each kid can look in one, kids continue to be kids and are flip flopping from side to side like a fish in a boat hoping to find water. Parent 2 was seething from the comment parent 1 made so when kid 1 touches kid 2 parent 2 says parent 1 needs to control their kid and the parent start to yell at eachother, when I address the adults as kids, “Can we all act our age and I’ll get you both out of here as soon as I can?”
