Ms. Rachel Reveals the Surprising Truth Behind Her Viral Success in Candid Interview

Ms. Rachel: While I’ve enjoyed a great deal of success, my real dream has always been getting called an “antisemitic cunt” online.

The Onion: What’s the biggest advantage of creating content for babies?

Ms. Rachel: They can’t leave death threats in the comments. 

The Onion: Any fun stories from the set?

Ms. Rachel: One day, no matter how many times I tried, I just couldn’t count to four correctly. Turns out, I was having a stroke.

The Onion: What do you say to children who recognize you in public?

Ms. Rachel: Don’t touch the overalls.

The Onion: What do you say to your critics?

Ms. Rachel: Good luck potty training your child without me.

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