**Mysterious Blaze: 7 Unsettling Accounts of Humans Igniting from Within**

Imagine waking up one morning to find your roommate’s bed empty, with only two legs left intact, still dressed in socks and shoes, lying next to a small pile of ash. Sounds like a scene straight out of a quirky mystery novel or perhaps an episode of a dark comedy show? Yet, this bizarre and unsettling situation has been reported in real life, with people allegedly bursting into flames for no apparent reason. Yes, we’re diving into the eerie, the unexplained, and frankly, the deeply hilarious (if you find dark humor funny) world of **Spontaneous Human Combustion**.

Now, before you start to Google “how to stay cool to avoid combustion”, let’s tackle this from an SEO perspective: how do you make such a niche and wild topic rank well in search engines? Here’s a thought—could SEO itself be a form of spontaneous combustion? Your page views suddenly bursting into flames of traffic out of… thin air?

But back to the matter at hand: Spontaneous Human Combustion. Here are some infamous cases that’ll make you think twice before leaving that fuzzy blanket unattended on your cozy chair:

1. **Henry Thomas**: A 73-year-old man who, without any external flame, seemed to have ignited while sitting in his chair. Now, if only his SEO strategies were as hot as his unfortunate demise.

2. **Robert Francis Bailey**: Found by onlookers while flames danced in an upstairs window. Interestingly, no external source of fire was found. If only his SEO skills had flared up like this!

3. **Mary Reeser**: Discovered as a neat pile of ashes in her home. The mystery? How could combustion leave only her left foot and skull? Talk about burning through competition.

4. **John Irving Bentley**: Allegedly went kaboom after visiting friends. And they say social interactions can be explosive!

5. **Jeannie Saffin**: Perhaps the saddest, with her father witnessing the combustion. It’s a harsh reminder that not all flames come from the kitchen.

6. **George Mott**: Irony of ironies, the retired fireman who remarked “Nothing weird like that ever happens to me,” only to meet an end that was both weird and tragic.

7. **Jack Angel**: The survivor who attempted the most audacious SEO play by turning a devastating event into a lawsuit. Now that’s capitalizing on misfortune!

Each story, while tragic, brings up questions that are both horrifying and, in a twisted way