Mysterious Horse Grows Weary as Year of the Horse Jokes Cross the Line
Is it just me, or do horses everywhere seem to be in desperate need of some noise-canceling headphones this time of year? Honestly, try being a thoroughbred these days—every stranger with a party hat wants to know if you’re thrilled about the Year of the Horse . Imagine grazing peacefully then—bam!—suddenly you’re the official mascot for a holiday you never signed up for . I can’t help but wonder, do dogs or hamsters get this kind of attention? I’d be annoyed too… All Lady Star wants is some fresh grass and a moment’s peace, not a crash course in cross-cultural celebrations . Feeling a little “hay-ted?” Me too . If you’re curious about how one mare handles the weighty burden of all that unsolicited enthusiasm (plus some hilarious side-eye), you’re in for a treat . LEARN MORE
WILLOW SPRINGS, IL—Expressing exasperation over the constant Chinese New Year chatter, local thoroughbred Lady Star told reporters Wednesday she was annoyed at all the comments she was getting about the Year of the Horse. “Everyone keeps asking me if I’m excited about it being the Year of the Horse, and I’m like, uh, I guess?” said the 4-year-old mare, who noted that while she understood the well-wishers had positive intentions, she would really prefer to focus on going about her day and eating grass. “No one’s asking the dog if she’s excited about it being the Year of the Horse. I didn’t even know it was Chinese New Year, let alone the Year of the Horse. Feels a little racist if you ask me.” Lady Star added that as a devout Christian, she was slightly uncomfortable with “the whole superstitious” aspect of the celebration.
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