Mysterious Needle Attacks Plague French Music Festival, Leaving Over 100 Victims
So, which is more shocking—the sheer number of syringes involved or the fact that France has somehow turned public health into performance art? Nearly 150 people were jabbed unexpectedly during a street music festival, turning the revelry into an impromptu episode of “CSI: Paris.” Twelve suspects, dozens of bewildered baguette-holders, and a nation left wondering: is this a new wave of urban acupuncture, or just the strangest group activity since flash mobs? Look, music festivals are supposed to leave you with a headache, maybe a bad sunburn… but a puncture wound? I thought “the shot” was just what you did at the afterparty. Honestly, I can’t decide if I should start carrying a first-aid kit or just stick to Spotify. Feeling slightly on edge (and double-checking my next concert invite), I’ve never been more grateful for arm’s-length dancing… Want the wild, needle-laced details? LEARN MORE
Nearly 150 people were jabbed with syringes during a street music festival in France, with authorities having arrested at least 12 suspects. What do you think?
“This was bound to happen in a country overrun by free healthcare.”
Chantelle Luna, Systems Analyst
“Even worse, they jab on both cheeks in France.”
Logan Armentrout, Pizza Courier
“Their criminals are so much more avant-garde.”
Johnnie Peterman, Traveling Flutist
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