Mysterious Thief Caught With Secret Beyoncé Tracks—What Was He Planning to Do Next?

Mysterious Thief Caught With Secret Beyoncé Tracks—What Was He Planning to Do Next?

If you thought the wildest thing Beyoncé fans had to worry about was snagging those last-row tickets, think again—plot twist, now we’ve got heists straight out of Ocean’s Eleven but with way more sequins and a heavy dose of unreleased bops. Someone in Atlanta apparently decided that the best way to get their hands on Queen Bey’s unreleased music and some secret tour magic was by lifting hard drives right out of her crew’s ride . Can you imagine the heart attack her backup dancers must’ve had? I can’t help but wonder—was the real motivation pure devotion, or are we looking at someone desperately trying to perfect that “Single Ladies” routine years before the rest of us? Either way, this drama comes with a side of sirens and a dash of Beyhive wrath. Ready to see what people are buzzing about? LEARN MORE

A man was arrested in Atlanta for allegedly stealing hard drives containing Beyoncé’s unreleased music and other tour-materials, which were taken from a vehicle used by her crew. What do you think?

“Jay-Z knows he can just ask, right?”

Leo Bandholz, Systems Analyst


“God forbid a fan want to get a jump on learning the choreography.”

Katherine Periat, Report Generator


“He’s just lucky the police got to him before her fanbase did.”

Pete Schrauth, Morale Consultant

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