Mystery Housekeeping: Nude Cleaner's £125 Service Comes with a Non-Negotiable Catch

Ever found yourself staring at your mess of a house and thinking, “If only cleaning could be more… adventurous?” Well, Penelope Wyser had the same thought, but she took it to the next level with her company, Bare Naked Cleaners, where the cleaning crew isn’t just fluffing pillows; they’re doing it in the buff. But here’s the kicker, before you start chuckling at the thought of spills and spills in more ways than one, there’s a cardinal rule you’ve got to respect.

Intrigued? So was I! Let’s dive in and see what this all about and perhaps you’ll find the cleaning solution you never knew you needed. Now, what do you suppose this golden rule could be? (Hint: it’s not “Wear Gloves!”) Stick around, and I’ll spill the beans… or rather, the suds.

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The owner of a naked cleaning company has explained the one thing that all clients must follow.

While many dread household chores and cleaning up, Penelope Wyser has found a way to spice it up by removing one thing – clothes.

Her business, Bare Naked Cleaners, offers services to clients which involves cleaning their homes while completely in the nude.

Hoovering, dusting, and mopping, all done with everything on show, but the wild services don’t stop there.

NSFW requests are also entertained, ranging from talking down to clients to allowing the client to pleasure themselves in the cleaner’s presence.

But while a number of these specific, sometimes sexual requests are welcomed, there is one overarching rule that clients must adhere to, or there could be trouble.

Clients cannot touch cleaners, under any circumstances (Getty Stock Image)

Speaking to MailOnline, Wyser spoke of some of the requests her cleaners get, such as one who ties himself to the bed, ‘a fetish thing’, she claimed, while some simply like to see balloons being popped with their heels.

Despite the naughty nature of these acts, the CEO highlighted that it is not sex work for one reason: there is a no-touching policy.

According to Wyser, this means that it is not an escort business, as she explained: “It’s about companionship. There’s nothing sexual, they’re not escorts. There’s no sex, it’s just company.”

Despite this, the owner said she is ‘open-minded’ to most of her clients’ requests, and even highlighted that their customers aren’t solely ‘middle-aged men’ who are lonely, but it also includes young, single men, and older men who may recently have been separated.

In fact, some clients have had the cleaner bought for them as a surprise from their partner.

Founded in 2020, the stay-at-home-mum said she was inspired by an Australian company that did similar.

A fully naked service costs clients £155, while extras like seeing the cleaner smoke or use the toilet are also on offer.

Clients must place a £45 deposit before deciding on the service of their choice, as the cleaner can wear a maid’s outfit or be nude, with packages starting at £125.

The idea of naked cleaning is niche, to say the least (Getty Stock Image)

There’s even ‘The Grand Finale’, which will cost an additional £40, and involves the cleaner watching the client masturbate.

The official website reads: “She will also happily degrade you and tell you how pathetic you are…or ‘encourage’ you…or just let you crack on whilst she watches!”

All requests must be approved by cleaners, and it looks like she’s found a hole in the market as the company has taken off in the five years since its founding.

Cleaners show up in smart clothing, stripping off on arrival and cleaning for two hours.

In terms of cleaning though, they don’t do ovens, the insides of fridges, microwaves, or wash dishes – so nothing food-related.

With over 60 cleaners across the UK though, the company has come a long way, with Wyser pointing out that their cleaners don’t all fit into the same age or physique bracket.

“People often sort of think men just want young, slim women. And of course some men do,” she said.

“But not all men. We get quite a few young guys in their twenties and thirties that will say, ‘Have you got a woman in her forties or fifties?'”