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Pentagon’s Surprising New Rule Bars Soldiers With Feminine Names From the Battlefield—Here’s Why

Pentagon’s Surprising New Rule Bars Soldiers With Feminine Names From the Battlefield—Here’s Why

Can you really call yourself a modern parent if you haven’t at least briefly considered naming your child Maverick or Sergeant? I mean, how else are you going to ensure your daughter’s playground rep strikes fear into the hearts of her enemies—and possibly her kindergarten teacher? These days, with traditional names like Emily and Jessica being about as cutting-edge as dial-up internet, it feels like everyone is scrambling for that elusive, power-packed title. Enter the latest trend: military-inspired girl names. Because nothing says “delicate flower” quite like naming your little one after a piece of government-issued hardware or a training exercise. Ready to explore a list that will make your family reunion roll call sound like a tactical assault briefing? You might even find yourself asking, “Why settle for ‘Hope’ when there’s ‘Sabre’?”

Curious which names could headline your squadron—or your next baby announcement? <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/ONN2512Military-Girl-NamesDELIVERY.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

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