“Revolutionary Skydiver Ditches Tradition with a Thrilling One-Strap Parachute Technique!”

Why do some people think they can flirt with danger like it’s a hot date? Take our “cool skydiver” for example—this audacious daredevil decided that using only one parachute strap is the epitome of thrill-seeking. Sure, it raises a few eyebrows and heart rates, but isn’t there a fine line between being cool and just plain reckless? In a world where most of us buckle up for even the shortest car ride, here’s a story that dives into the whimsical sanity—or insanity—of an extreme sport aficionado. Grab your helmets, folks, because this tale from The Onion is about to take you on a wild ride through the clouds, with laughter guaranteed!The post Cool Skydiver Only Uses One Parachute Strap appeared first on The Onion.