“Rewriting Education: How Oklahoma Schools Are Blending Traditional Curriculum with Biblical Teachings”
Covering way more incest in sex ed class.
Adjusting dress codes to include year-round open-toe sandal wearing.
Streamlining woodshop options to “table,” “ark,” or “cross.”
Including Bible-inspired exercises in gym class, like flee-the-Jew and stone-the-idolater.
Renaming all 272 high school football teams “the Crusaders.”
Emphasizing the importance of shunning lepers in health class.
Performing frog crucifixions in biology.
Instituting a Christmas break.
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