RFK Jr. Sparks Uproar With Bold Assertion: Can a Keto Diet Really Cure Schizophrenia?

Will eating enough bacon finally make your brain behave? Hard to say—but according to Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., if you double down on cheese and steak, you might just cure schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and possibly even your fear of carbs . The only hitch? His source is a mysterious “Dr. Pollan” from Harvard, who, like my childhood dreams of playing in the NBA, may never have actually existed . Have we entered the age of prescription brisket, or is this just another episode of America’s Got Delusions? Go ahead—toss out everything you know about mental health and get ready to count macros instead of meds . Think this diet advice is half-baked? Or are you reaching for your spatula? LEARN MORE.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet, widely known as the keto diet, can cure certain psychiatric conditions including schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, citing a Harvard physician “Dr. Pollan” who doesn’t appear to exist. What do you think?

“Same thing God told me.”

Jason Dupont, Steak Tenderizer

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“Guess that makes this brisket a medical expense.”

Mario Rivera, Ballot Collator

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“Well, he was right about trepanation fixing my reflux.”

Mackenzie Hartmann, Systems Analyst

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