Secret Blades Outlawed: The Surprising Story Behind the U.K.’s Ninja Sword Ban

Well, Britain’s done it—they’ve swooped in and ninja-vanished those iconic swords right out of our unsuspecting hands, all in the name of tackling a “national knife crime crisis.” Six months in jail for channeling your inner warrior? Whew, that’s one way to keep the peace… and make Halloween a little less exciting, I guess . But here’s what’s keeping me up at night: If the U.K. can make ninja swords illegal, what else is up for grabs? Will nunchucks be next? Should we brace for a shuriken shortage? Imagine the Amazon return lines! As the dust settles and the shogun dreams fade, I can’t help but wonder—are we really cutting crime, or just dulling the edge of a nation’s sense of humor? Curious what the public thinks about outlawing blades sharp enough to slice a pineapple and your afternoon ennui? LEARN MORE

The U.K. banned the possession of ninja swords in a bid to curb what it has called a “national knife crime crisis,” carrying a penalty of up to six months in jail for the possession of one. What do you think?

“Leaving them defenseless against the return of the Tokugawa shogunate?”

Joy Tenberg, Wildlife Promoter

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“Throwing stars it is then.”

Dan Jaronik, Snack Columnist

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“It’s only a matter of time until they ban stabbing people altogether.”

Frank Palmeri, Note Condenser